Excerpts From Jensen Woods’ Lost Journal


This past weekend Jensen Woods, Ghost Hunter, returned to the SCFL ring after months of absence. When we saw him last he was being savagely attacked by nothing that any of us have been able to explain. Strange things have been happening in Beliribbon, Iowa for many months now and he is here to get to the bottom of it. So we were all expecting these answers this week, only for him to come out and start shouting to a “Yakob.”

Let Liu dropped by the offices earlier and said that he found a journal somewhere in the bowels of the arena and that it had “scary words” in it. Upon flipping through it, most of it was empty, except for these two pages. They appear to be from Jensen Woods himself, seemingly right before his disappearance.