Tag: jensen woods
SCFL Pro 9.30.18 Results: Cage of Death Saw the Shadow Realm Falter
In perhaps one of the more confusing turns in recent history, the Jonesys (Fat Jonesy and Lil Jonesy) have taken a turn towards sympathizing with the Shadow Realm. As such, […]
SCFL Pro 9.23.18 Results: Miles Manhoef Defeats Jensen Woods, Pays the Price
Going into last night’s SCFL Pro event there was a lot of talk about history. Ron Harris ended Fat Jonesy’s historic SCFL Pro Open Scramble Championship reign, OFFERS (Offers Thompson) […]
From the Journal of Jensen Woods: The Hand is Building an Army, The Seer is Active, I Must Return
This journal entry was discovered inside of the blue room earlier today by Xylophonist Bianchi and Dougie Middle. It was handed off as “weird” and is being reprinted here, on […]
Justice Turner Delivers a Message From Jensen Woods, Returns to Beliribuon
Look, I never believed in this “Shadow Realm” crap, either. Then it happened to me. I know what happens here, I know what these people are doing backstage, how messed […]
From the Journal of Jensen Woods, May 10th, 2018?
Let Liu recovered this from what he claimed was the “Gherkin locker,” which we believe to be the boiler room. He said it was “weird” and that someone had written […]
Excerpts From Jensen Woods’ Lost Journal
This past weekend Jensen Woods, Ghost Hunter, returned to the SCFL ring after months of absence. When we saw him last he was being savagely attacked by nothing that any […]
International Ghost Hunter Jensen Woods to Investigate Bianchi Disappearances
My name is Jensen Woods, internationally renowned Ghost Hunter. While you might believe that this profession leads to fortune, fame and television deals, that’s for the frauds and the scams. […]