Hans Schmidt
Hans Schmidt grew up as a run of the mill European Satanist, and as a young adult, pivoted hard into deep irony, bordering on nihilism. He figured being a big, tough fighter will be an interesting, long-term joke to try out.
Title History:
Finisher: Mayan Suplex
Schmidt is considered missing or dead after being taken to the Shadow Realm while on a bus. Watch “the takening” here: