Archives: Encyclopedia
Magomed Ashmonov
Magomed Ashmonov is an angry, young man from Dagestan. He grew up in a small village where nearly every other boy his age quickly excelled in all manner of combat […]
Mama Dinner
Mama Dinner realized shortly after giving birth to Giovanni that she would have to provide for her enormous son. Perfecting a sauce recipe dating back to her own Nona Dinner, […]
Maniac Missouri
First thing’s first, he’s not actually from Missouri. He has formed the bloodiest tag team in SCFL Pro’s history alongside what could be his brother, his cousin or any other […]
March Sadness
March Sadness is an annual tournament that coincides with the NCAA’s March Madness. It consists of a one-night tournament featuring 32 competitors. The winner of the tournament gets the right […]
Marciano
Marciano is a competitor from SCLL who believes himself to truly be a Martian. Thus, he refuses to ever remove his clothing, as it is actually his skin. So he […]
Mariachi Marco
Mariachi Marco is a mariachi guitarist from Mexico, notable for traveling from town-to-town, uncovering the dark secrets of each town and then penning a song about said secret and play […]
Masked Cyclist
The Masked Cyclist is Bike Bianchi. We all know it. And yet, the charade continues on. No one knows why the Masked Bicyclist shows up, but in times of great […]
Maximo Missouri
The text book example of “Goddamn it, he’s got talent but lacks discipline!” Maximo Missouri is a former [?] member of a South American drug cartel with a penchant for […]
Meete Mein
Meete was a normal, well-adjusted kid born to working-class parents in Temecula, California. His life took a drastic turn when the fight challenge “Meet Me in Temecula” erupted on Twitter. […]
Memorial Tournaments
Sometimes people in Beliribuon, Iowa pass on from this mortal coil. Sometimes those people need to be memorialized in tournaments. These are those tournaments. 2018 The Bradford Culpepper Food Place Memorial […]
Mickey Kelley
Mickey Kelley first made an appearance in SCFL in an unexpected role as a referee for a match featuring his father, Kelly Kelley. Trying to spend more time with his […]
Mike Miller
Mike Miller is a substitute science teacher, hailing from Franklin, Tennessee. Due to a local ordinance, he is forbidden from teaching the theory of evolution, among other “controversial” topics. Dismayed […]
Miles Manhoef
Miles believes he is the son of Melvin Manhoef, but his mother firmly denies this. He began training in kickboxing in the hopes of getting Melvin’s attention and forcing a […]