
SCFL Pro Roundup 9.19.18: Gyro Remains Woke, Ichabod is a Loon
There’s been a lot of movement in the realm of SCFL Pro of late, so we’re here to help you cut through all of it to understand (or at least we’ll all try together) exactly what’s happening in the world of SCFL. So join us, Fire Pro Wrestling World fans, as this week we’re all about Gyro being a hero and Ichabod sucking.
Ichabod Adams’ Empire Crumbles
Look no further than Ichabod on Twitter to see the aftershock from this last week’s event. The Alt-Right is not doing well right now, to say the least. Ichabod Adams has been using other members of the Alt-Right to do his dirty work for him since he lost the SCFL Pro World Championship to Bike Bianchi earlier this year, only to fail every step of the way to win that title back. After Gene Greene cost him his shot at the title this last weekend, Ichabod took to Twitter to denounce his [former] friends.
TRAITORS. ALL OF THEM.
I have Ron drafting up a statement RIGHT NOW.#MAGA #TrumpTrain2020
— Ichabod Adams🐸 (@IchabodSCFL420) September 17, 2018
But all was not right in the world. We’ve always wondered about the relationship between Ron Harris and Ichabod, with Ron working as a civil rights attorney in Massachusetts, suddenly sucked into Ichabod’s vortex of hate while seeming apprehensive the whole way. It was pointed out to Ichabod that Ron is technically more successful as a single’s competitor than Ichabod to him via Twitter and, well, he deflected.
#FakeNews https://t.co/84XwXFaBek
— Ichabod Adams🐸 (@IchabodSCFL420) September 19, 2018
But it looks like there might be more to it than meets the eye, as now Adams is claiming that Ron is refusing to draft up a statement for him about the apparent defection of Gene Greene and Federal Bell.
WTF! Ron told me he's too busy to draft up a statement for me about those #TRAITORS Federal Bell and Gene Greene. #SCFL @TheSuperchat
— Ichabod Adams🐸 (@IchabodSCFL420) September 19, 2018
Gyro Remains Woke
Look, Gyro Supreme might be leading the charge against the Shadow Realm to return Cheesesteak Supreme’s tag team partner, Sanders Suzuki, to this reality, but he’s also a man with needs, wants and desires. He airs these via Twitter and it has become something that everyone is noticing more and more.
Lowkey one of my favorite things about @TheSuperchat is how @SupremeBuick is a legit fan of @RealLucyLawless and supports women's rights. I'd legit buy a Buick from the man (a free fuckin' track suit certainly sweetens the deal). #layersuponlayers #BringOurBoysBack
— Los Ingobernables De-rvish Flippydive (@Chainsaw4Real) September 14, 2018
Huh maybe I gotta do this with Cheese. https://t.co/iOkiQbILIT
— Supreme Buick (@SupremeBuick) September 16, 2018
What's he doing about Sanders, huh? #BringEmBack https://t.co/dkoppNVAkZ
— Supreme Buick (@SupremeBuick) September 16, 2018
These are the role models not that we deserve but need in these troubling times #Yasss #kween https://t.co/fPNUytKBw8
— Supreme Buick (@SupremeBuick) September 15, 2018
Gyro also provides some insight into the home lives of the Supreme family. It’s not all Buicks, uppercuts, gold chains and tracksuits in Philadelphia for them, instead we see some of the warmer side of the family thanks to the magic of the internet.
That's beautiful!! Philly used to get a capsule toy from the machine at the gym and put the toy under Cheese's pillow when he was depressed. https://t.co/GRYmJ1trov
— Supreme Buick (@SupremeBuick) September 15, 2018
Hey @BrentSpiner my boy is very depressed and I think a tastefully autographed photograph of Data might cheer him up… Where could a guy purchase such a curio? Thanks
— Supreme Buick (@SupremeBuick) September 14, 2018
Should I get Cheese a #NintendoSwitch? Will that make him happy?
— Supreme Buick (@SupremeBuick) September 14, 2018
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My heart is so incredibly warm right now. For the last 9 months I've been working on a wrestling show that's been utterly bizarre and a ton of work but I love every bit of it. SCFL means something to people and that means a lot to me https://t.co/E7mDqN69ZH pic.twitter.com/8xdAkXdMJf
— Jason Nawara (@JasonNawara) September 17, 2018