Author: Byron Hayes
From the Journal of Jensen Woods: The Hand is Building an Army, The Seer is Active, I Must Return
This journal entry was discovered inside of the blue room earlier today by Xylophonist Bianchi and Dougie Middle. It was handed off as “weird” and is being reprinted here, on […]
SCFL Pro 8.5 Results: Patty Acosta Claims Food Place Dominance Over Ichabod Adams
Bradford Culpepper is dead, that much is for certain. That isn’t a good thing, but it’s not entirely a bad thing, either, at least for SCFL Pro’s co-founder Bike Bianchi. […]
SCFL Fire Pro Wrestling World 8.5.18: In the Shadow of the Lunchman
Watch live video from SCFLPro on www.twitch.tvSometimes people die, that is the uncomfortable reality of our existence. Most of the time it’ll happen after a long, fruitful life. Other times […]
SCFL Pro 7.29 Results: ‘Freddy Fischer’ Defeats Discussion Davis
There’s likely and then there’s unlikely. If you were to tell the world a few months ago that our boy — the boy — Let Liu, would be the SCFL […]
VIDEO: Fragrant Tanaka Picks Up Big Win at NFWU in Europe
Last Friday Fragrant Tanaka headed out from the cozy confines of SCFL Pro, where he has usually been subject to brutal violence in deathmatches, to the relative comfort of NFWU […]
SCFL Pro 7.29: Discussion Davis vs. ‘Freddy Fischer’ For the World Title
Discussion Davis vs. The World has perhaps run its course in the most unlikely of ways: Let Liu as “Freddy Fischer” coming off of his victory in the SCFL Pro […]
SCFL Pro 7.22 Results: Bike Bianchi Rage Quits on Bradford Culpepper
The bad blood between Bike Bianchi and Bradford Culpepper has been festering for months. Culpepper, the sole employee of The Food Place, the cafeteria where SCFL gets all of its […]
SCFL Pro 7.22.18: Hell Comes to Iowa For Bike Bianchi vs. Bradford Culpepper
Watch live video from SCFLPro on www.twitch.tv However you choose to define hell remains up to you. Is it an abstract concept, a state of mind or an actual, physical […]
Gyro Supreme: You Gotta Do Something, Already, Bike Bianchi
Look, I’ve been working on some top-secret shit over here to take on the Shadow Realm. The thing is, that shouldn’t be my job. I take care of my people, […]
SCFL Pro 7.14.18 Results: The Shadow Realm Takes The Bus
At this point we’re all sick of talking about the Shadow Realm. Not sick of it in a sense of it being dull or droll, but truly sick of the […]