SCFL Pro 3.24.19: March Sadness II! One Night. 32 Fighters. One Winner. Sadness.
SCFL is known for five things: Tournaments, unnecessary violence, being a little too long, and sadness. What is probably the second-most important show of the year (after Mr. Bianchi’s Holiday Bash), March Sadness embodies all of these predominant tenants.
32 human beings. 1 night. 5 wins. 1 U.S. title shot to the winner next week. 1 world title shot to the referee if he can make it through all 30 matches.
(See last year’s results here)
This marathon show is known to make stars and set the path for the year to come. One year ago, it was Miles Manhoef and Karate Hendrix in the finals. Now, they’re both household names. At least Miles is. Karate doesn’t seem to appreciate his lack of legacy.
Here is the unofficial list of participants, in no particular order. THIS IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE:
- Computer Collins
- Fun Adams
- Leathers
- ???
- Pegaso
- Karate Hendrix
- Garden Greene
- Gordon Garabaldi
- Ichabod Adams
- El Hijo de Armadillo Gigante
- Officer Richards
- ???
- Officer Boon
- ???
- Patty Acosta
- Boxing Bianchi
- “Bike Bianchi”
Zoroastriani Brown- Ron Lewis
- Federal Bell
- Until Robert
- Mariachi Marco
- Zoning Zhang
- Spencer Morgan
- Blowhole Bernard
- Maximo Missouri
- OFFERS
- DEATH WALKER
- Freddy Fischer
- Nightsbane Kvlt
- Aladdin Bell
- Choochai TrainMTGym
Who will be the next star? Who will win the most grueling tournament known to Iowa? Who will challenge Technology Cooper next week for his U.S. title, and will Discussion Davis survive to get a title shot?
Wait, is Xylop in China?
| SCFL 3/24/19 | March Sadness II | ||||
| MATCH | PARTICIPANTS | WINNER | Notes | RATING | Time |
| RD1 | Computer Collins vs. Fun Adams | Collins | 53% | 0:00:34 | |
| RD1 | Federal Bell vs. Ron Lewis | Bell | 82.00% | 0:12:23 | |
| RD1 | Mariachi Marco vs. Death Walker | Deathwalker | 75.00% | 0:10:01 | |
| RD1 | Leather Flippo vs. Garden Greene | Leather | 69.00% | 0:08:52 | |
| RD1 | Until Robert vs. Maximo Missouri | Maximo | 72.00% | 0:09:50 | |
| RD1 | Ichabod Adams vs. Jensen Woods | Adams | 78.00% | 0:14:15 | |
| RD1 | OFFERS vs. Officer Boon | Boon | 86% | 0:12:58 | |
| RD1 | Zoning Zhang vs. Nightsbane Kvlt | Zhang | 90.00% | 0:16:19 | |
| RD1 | Zoroastriani Brown vs. Freddy Fischer | Fischer | 81.00% | 0:10:06 | |
| RD1 | Karate Hendrix vs. Aladdin Bell | Karate | 100.00% | 0:23:19 | |
| RD1 | El Hijo de Armadillo Gigante vs. Nate | Nate | 94.00% | 0:16:00 | |
| RD1 | Cousin Rudy vs. Officer Richards | Richards | 75.00% | 0:12:00 | |
| RD1 | Boxing Bianchi vs. Choochai TrainMTGym | Boxing | 77.00% | 0:13:56 | |
| RD1 | Blowhole Bernard vs. Pegaso | Blowhole | 66% | 0:10:15 | |
| RD1 | Doctor Johnson vs. Gordon Garabaldi | Gordon | 79.00% | 0:15:16 | |
| RD1 | Patty Acosta vs. Spencer Morgan | Morgan | 90.00% | 0:16:30 | |
| RD2 | Collins vs. Fed Bell | Collins | 100% | 0:16:14 | |
| RD2 | Deathwalker vs. Leathers | D Walker | 60% | 0:03:08 | |
| RD2 | Maximo vs. Adams | Adams | 87% | 0:16:02 | |
| RD2 | Zhang vs Boon | Boon | 100% | 0:17:05 | |
| RD2 | Fischer vs Karate | Karate | 100% | 0:27:16 | |
| RD2 | Nate vs. Richards | Nate | 100% | 0:23:49 | |
| RD2 | Blowhole vs. Boxing | Boxing | 69% | 0:13:01 | |
| RD2 | Gordon vs. Morgan | Morgan | 88% | 0:14:27 | |
| RD3 | collins vs D Walker | Collins | 100% | 0:13:32 | |
| RD3 | Adams vs. Boon | Adams | 89% | 0:13:11 | |
| RD3 | Karate vs Nate | Nate | 69% | 0:08:48 | |
| RD3 | Morgan vs. Boxing | Morgan | 100% | 0:27:08 | |
| RD4 | Collins vs. Adams | Adams | 89% | 0:16:42 | |
| RD4 | Nate vs. Morgan | Morgan | 84% | 0:15:18 | |
| FINALS | Adams vs. Morgan | Morgan | 87% | 0:15:41 | |
| AVG RATING | AVG LENGTH | ||||
| 84% | 0:14:19 |