SCFL Hoops!

SCFL Hoops!

What is SCFL Hoops!?

After a few days of ice baths and working their day jobs, the stars of the SCFL take to the hardwood at the Beliribon YMCA, where thousands of fans fill the stands, showing the health of the amateur basketball scene in Iowa is even better than the wrestling business.

SCFL Hoops! started out as a way to stay in shape between events, but like all things SCFL, things turned weird and it became a semi-weekly competition that’s led to some high-stakes title shots. For example, Karate Hendrix earned an SCFL Pro Dot TV Championship fight for his superb on-court play and this buzzer-beating shot that sent the Alt-Right packing, and Federal Bell to his knee.

Watch SCFL Hoops! replays here!

Teams

Supreme Gym
– Philly Supreme
– Gyro Supreme
– Cheesesteak Supreme
– Karate Hendrix
– Bradford Culpepper
– Captain White
– Freddy Fischer
– Blaster Robinson

Sons of Anger
– Rastaban Baptiste
– Torvald Harrellssen
– Ratt Middle
– Kurt King
– Gorvis Rogers
– Jacques Jean-Jacques
– Chuckie Murphy
– Puncho Baggins

Belly Ribbon
– Bike Bianchi
– Boxing Bianchi
– Sledding Bianchi
– Xylophonist Bianchi
– Discussion Davis
– Wigwamm Watanabe
– Weather Walker
– Especially Esposito

Hodge Podge
– Lil Jonesy
– Fat Jonesy
– Maximo Missouri
– Maniac Missouri
– Kelly Kelley
– Mickey Kelley
– Ron Lewis
– Dougie Middle

Alt-Right
– Ichabod Adams
– Piotr Petrov
– Federal Bell
– Choochai TrainBballCourt
– Fragrant Tanaka
– Blowhole Bernard
– Technology Cooper
– Nightsbane KVLT

Miami Dreamin’
– Until Robert
– Both Ferrari
– Miles Manhoef
– Earl Vontrell
– Brick Roberts
– Eosinophil Rossi
– Mike Miller
– Let Liu

Team Record
Supreme Gym